scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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