So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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