He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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