Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
you never un-have a 4some
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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