I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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