Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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