Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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