Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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