Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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