he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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