you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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