I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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