he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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