North Korea, Best Korea!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Randomize
