Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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