I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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