how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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