So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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