Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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