I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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