check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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