you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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