Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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