He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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