I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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