come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
