Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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