operation harelip BJ is a go
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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