god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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