He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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