Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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