So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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