remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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