I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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