But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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