I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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