Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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