So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Small penises have feelings too.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
