VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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