before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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