I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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