garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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