so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
