wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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