Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
