i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Randomize
