anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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