we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
