what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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