I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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